bootycaller:

who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me

Anonymous;
How do I make sure my gf doesn't catch me cheating on her?

alphabitches:

ok follow these simple steps:

1. pick up the trash
2. step outta ur house
3. open the trash can
4. step into the trash can

good now u r where u belong congrats!!!

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accioheadcanons:

lmaoalien:

plot twist: JK rowling writes a series on voldemorts point of view

"i looked in the mirror and cried. i look like an egg"

unamoosing:

my whole face is a glitch

  • college: Why should we accept you
  • me: *raps the entire verse of anaconda and laughs nicki's nasty laugh flawlessly*
  • college: damn son you in

9 shades of sehun ୧(﹒︠ᴗ﹒︡)୨

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