I’ve gotten into the habit of calling Rachel “Mommy” when we’re around Emma. Which I now realize we are not.
- One Direction Fans: Oh my gosh, their accent is so attractive, like I can't even
- Kpop Fans: OMG HE SPOKE ENGLISH HE'S SO HOT DID YOU HEAR HOW HE SAID THAT HE'S SO CUTE LIKE OMG WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME YOU CAN MARRY ME NOW AND WE CAN UTTER OUR VOWS AND STUFF
my parents think i spend all this time on facebook
beyonces speaking voice is deep and powerful too like i feel like if she were to call me a mothafucka it would resonate down my entire ancestral line and make my first ever primitive ancestor collaspe and erase my entire family tree
I don’t like morning people or mornings or people
One lonely naive man, desperate to show off. And a woman clever enough to make him feel special.